Running For President Is Torture
McCain To Send Self Back To Vietnamese POW Camp To Revitalize Campaign
" 'On Saturday at approximately 2:40 a.m. I will fly over the capital city of Hanoi and have my plane's right wing blown off by a Russian missile,' said McCain, adding that the force of the ejection from an aging A-4 Skyhawk should render him unconscious and break both of his arms and 'preferably [his] right leg' . . . McCain, once considered a shoo-in for the Republican presidential nomination, insisted that his upcoming stay at the Hanoi torture facility was simply a late addition to a previously planned trip to Southeast Asia, and has nothing to do with his faltering campaign."
I'm laughing so hard right now, especially because I read the McCain spoof as a follow up to this one about John Edwards:
John Edwards Vows To End All Bad Things By 2011
The writers at The Onion are on a roll . . . get it? Onion? Roll? Oh, never mind.