Your Roots Are Showing
The Color Association of the United States' Fashion Projections for Fall-Winter 2007-2008
"The men’s forecast straddles . . . a warm range of brown and buff tones, like Mane and Cavern . . . offset by inky blues and purples, slate grays and vegetable greens . . . Entitled “A New Order” and incorporating many mythical or magical ideas, this palette addresses the ongoing revolution in American men’s style, and suggests that the modern man may be seeking more primordial roots through color."
Uh . . . "mythical" and "magical"? The modern man may be seeking "more primordial roots through color"? What the hell does any of that even mean?
Yo, fashion industry mavens -- how's about we lay off the freshmen year psychobabble already and just sell me a pair of frickin' shoes . . . Oh! Like these Jo Ghost boots!