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OMG, this is just too funny --
My favorite part is where he goes on and on and on about how natural flavorings in regular ketchup are bad because natural flavorings utilize animal byproducts, and then he recommends that every good vegan should use only Organic Ketchup -- because, somehow, the "natural flavorings" in Organic Ketchup don't utilize animal byproducts?
First question: Has anyone ever told this poor child that there are such things as organic beef, organic pork and organic chicken? Organic butters, organic eggs and organic cheeses? That the whole damn non-vegan world is full of marvelous non-vegan organic goodness?
Second question: Do you think he would even comprehend such a thing? Or would his sassy little head just explode?
ADDENDUM:
This, however, isn't funny at all: Weirdly wired man triggers LA Airport security scare
"An Iraqi national wearing wires and concealing a magnet inside his rectum triggered a security scare at Los Angeles International Airport on Tuesday but officials said he posed no apparent threat."
SO THEY LET HIM GO!!!!
Because, you know, this doesn't sound like a dry run for anything at all -- anything that might resemble, oh, Iraqi Nationals smuggling bomb parts in several different Iraqi National asses, visiting the airplaine restroom, pulling out all the pieces (gingerly, one would assume) and then the last rectum stuffer (that was not a swipe at John Edwards, I swear) assembling it and KABLAMMO!
Or maybe he's just stressed out and is seeing the same therapist that Rosie uses . . .