Eat An Animal For PETA Day!
There's still time left in the day to eat an animal for PETA, to thumb your nose at the ultimate Nanny-State organization that's taken it upon itself to instruct everyone in the world on what they can and cannot eat (not to mention what kind of shoes you can wear).
So go ahead, chow down on some tasty animal flesh, preferably covered in cheese, just to annoy all the whiny, controlling, foot-stomping vegans in your life -- besides, that pickle-loaf in your refrigerator aint gettin' any fresher.