Vampires Suck At Math
Well, what else am I supposed to title the post when confronted with a headline like this: Vampires a Mathematical Impossibility, Scientist Says
But the scariest thing about the whole article is this: "University of Central Florida physics professor Costas Efthimiou's work debunks pseudoscientific ideas, such as vampires and zombies, in an attempt to enhance public literacy. Not only does the public believe in such topics, but the percentages are at dangerously high levels, Efthimiou told LiveScience."
Wait -- people actually believe in vampires? AND zombies?
*blink*
I guess this is where I do my best South Park impersonation by cocking my head to the left and saying, "Rrrreaaaallyyyy?"
ADDENDUM:
Now we know who the audience is for this kind of bullsh*t . . .