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September 27, 2006

Yale Researcher Stuck On "Men Are Stupid" Meme

Barbara Ehrlich, a researcher at the Yale School of Medicine, is making the journalistic rounds trumpeting her team's findings that elevated testosterone levels kill brain cells -- in other words, high levels of testosterone make you stupid.

"Next time a muscle-bound guy in a sports car cuts you off on the highway, don't get mad, just take a deep breath and realize that it might not be his fault," said Ehrlich.

Great. Just what we love in our scientific researchers -- verifiable bias. Is she pissed that men are stronger than women ("muscle-bound guy"), frustrated with the typical wage disparity between men and women ("in a sports car"), frightened of natural male aggression ("cuts you off on the highway"), or all three? That would explain her condescending statement: "don't get mad, just take a deep breath and realize that it might not be his fault."

*rolls eyes*

Whatever, lady. Tell it to your shrink.

Funny about her conclusions, though, as I just read this back in January: "Behavioral neuroscientist Jeri Janowsky of the Oregon Health and Science University observes, in a study to be published in Trends in Cognitive Sciences, "Testosterone's role as a cognitive modulator is complex . . .(but) it could be particularly important for maintaining cognition in aging."

Hmmm, and the part where Ehrlich states that elevated testosterone levels can lead to Alzheimer like conditions?

"Other studies suggest that lower testosterone levels are linked to a higher risk of Alzheimer's disease, possibly because less testosterone allows higher deposits of beta amyloid protein, Alzheimer's molecular hallmark. In some cases testosterone supplements for patients in the early stages of Alzheimer's seems to help their memory . . . "

And then there's this: Declining testosterone increases mortality risk.

Gee whiz, honey -- hand me the testosterone cream before I forget I'm about to die!

But what about Ehrlich's findings that testosterone supplementation is baaaaaaaaad? Apparently, research conclusions are like assholes (everybody's got one, yada yada yada) . . . but at least Ehrlich's asshole has Yale stamped all over it. That's gotta count for something.

But really, and honestly, the big question I want to ask Ms. Ehrlich is this: "If it's elevated levels of testosterone that supposedly lead to an increased risk of brain dysfunction, what the hell is YOUR excuse for leaving the house looking like this?!"

'Nuff said.

Mel Gibson's Brilliant Policy Analysis

Gibson connects dots of Mayans and Americans

Mel Gibson criticized the war in Iraq while promoting his new film Apocalypto at a Texas film festival.

Gibson, 50, drew parallels between the collapsing Mayan civilization depicted in the movie and the United States at a screening Friday at the Fantastic Fest in Austin, the Hollywood Reporter said yesterday.

"What's human sacrifice if not sending guys off to Iraq for no reason?" he said at the festival devoted to new science fiction, horror and fantasy films.

I swear, every time this man opens his mouth, he creates a vacuum in which reason and logic cease to exist. From excusing his virulently Jew-hating and offensively sexist rantings as just an alcoholic relapse ("I'm not queer, it was the beer!"), to claiming that U.S. foreign policy is based on whimsy rather than decades of intelligence gathering and a comprehensive roundup of economic ramifications plus threat analysis, it's a wonder there's enough grey matter rattling around in his skull to keep him standing upright . . . when he's not falling-down drunk, publicly urinating, groping for some sugar tits and blaming the Jews for it all, that is.

I imagine Gibson's poor brain must make regular 911 calls, tearfully begging to be rescued from the cramped, dark car-trunk of his skull.

September 26, 2006

The Last Slaves

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Community Censorship Plagues the House of Islam by Bashir Goth

"Nowhere is Rousseau's statement that "Man is born free; and everywhere he is in chains," truer than in the House of Islam . . . In the Islamic world you cease to be a human being. You become only a Muslim, whatever that entails. You are not allowed to be a person with vices and virtues, you cannot follow your own reasoning, and you cannot be unpopular or defend an unpopular idea. You cannot go out of the circle. To express yourself freely means to risk death . . ."

September 20, 2006

Andrew Sullivan Loves the Sound of His Own Voice

From George Allen's New Macaca Maccabee Controversy

"I'm not gay, but I hereby appoint myself Spokesman for True Homosexuality, and as my first action in this capacity, I declare that Andi really ought to suck on a nice fat shut-the-fuck-up dick, because really, you're embarrassing the rest of us homos."

Amen, brotha! You can be MY spokesman any day . . .

OFF TOPIC:
Bush is Hitler, yada yada yada.

Oh please, don't torment me by pointing out the flaws in our hideous American police state anymore, I can't take it! I wish my fascist, Hitlerian government that's jailing all its citizens and stripping us of our liberties would let me come live in the paradise of Russia with you!

It's so awful here . . . *sob*

September 18, 2006

You Got Your Politics In My Civilization

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Head-in-the-Sand Liberals

"We are entering an age of unchecked nuclear proliferation and, it seems likely, nuclear terrorism. There is, therefore, no future in which aspiring martyrs will make good neighbors for us. Unless liberals realize that there are tens of millions of people in the Muslim world who are far scarier than Dick Cheney, they will be unable to protect civilization from its genuine enemies.

The quote from the above article was written by Sam Harris, a self-described liberal atheist and contributor to The Huffington Post -- not by some liberal fantasy of a hate-filled, lockstep, right-wing, religious nut, ditto-head goon (as if such a thing actually exists outside the paranoiac ravings of DNC Chairman Howard Dean).

One of the most ridiculous arguments I keep hearing from the left side of the political spectrum is that the Bush Administration and all its bobble-headed yes-men are using the struggle against Islamic terrorism as a way to keep the U.S. population in fear and under control, yet the past five years has seen the Democrats portray the Bush Administration as blood-thirsty, power-mad, corporate toadying fascists who will plunge the United States into ruin . . . gee, I guess the politics of fear cut both ways, donnit?

But given the latest example of Muslim "tolerance" in response to the Catholic Pope's attempt to introduce a discourse on how religious faith comes unmoored from what should be its spirit of cooperation and compassion without the power of reason to anchor it, we honestly do have something to fear -- and it isn't George Bush.

Between the violent Koran In The Toilet riots, the violent Danish Cartoon riots, and now the good, faithful Muslims who are firebombing Christian churches, calling for beheadings and shooting nuns to death over a speech which mentioned that perhaps a "convert or die" theology was not the best hand to bring to the world-wide peace table, it's becoming evident that our hopes for an international laissez-faire civilization are under increasing attack from an apoplectic Islamic population that would sooner launch nuclear missiles at the next Miss Universe competition than throw-off the Dark Ages mentality so fatally opposed to free sexual expression (or any kind of free expression at all, really, unless you're piously banging your forehead on the ground in the process).

*sigh* . . . just blogging about the backward nature of Islam anymore makes me want to bang my forehead on something else.

Sam Harris' exhortation to his fellow liberals is a plea to rouse themselves from their hatred of George Bush and direct that hatred towards something else more pertinent -- namely, an unreasonable and unrelenting foe gussied up in the robes of a holy prophet.

The BF has been telling me for the past six months that if our politicians don't stop playing chess with all our lives and get down to the business of actually ridding ourselves of our sworn and stated enemies, we're going to see the rise of a real fascism in this country that'll make the dKos crowd long for the fake, bogeyman fascism they cry wolf about in all their forums.

Should the United States suffer another attack on our home soil, and our leaders' best response is a round of God Bless America on Capitol Hill followed by years of bitter squabbling over whose fault it is, I guarantee there will be more than enough voters eager to elect an independent party that runs on a campaign of pest control through nuclear extermination (the BF speculates that it will be Pat Buchanan, to which I shudder).

This is Mr. Harris' fear, as well: "Increasingly, Americans will come to believe that the only people hard-headed enough to fight the religious lunatics of the Muslim world are the religious lunatics of the West . . . Being generally reasonable and tolerant of diversity, liberals should be especially sensitive to the dangers of religious literalism. But they aren't."

Liberals have a lousy habit of dressing the real threat from Islamic religious literalism in the wardrobe of a straw man, then run around accusing their political opponents of trying to scare everyone with a straw man -- "See, it's a straw man! What do you mean it tried to blow up your airplane? How could a straw man blow up an airplane? The Republicans drink the blood of babies!" As the Islamic response to Pope Benedict's call for a more reasonable Islam boils over into murderous utterances and violent repercussions, it becomes an exercise in abject stupidity for any liberal at all to continue to explain away Islamic fundamentalism as a mere result of economic deprivation and/or an imperialistic U.S. foreign policy.

Islamic fundamentalism has nothing to do with either, and is, instead, a reality of choice, just as Christianity is a reality of choice for those who believe in it. Fortunately for Western civilization, the elevation of Jesus into godhood softened most of the hard edges of ancient Judaism into a more compassionate and forgiving message, which is why you don't see Christians charging through Manhattan and throwing firebombs into the New York Times' office building whenever they publish a critical op-ed about their messiah (and which is how we are afforded the spectacle of Rosie O'Donnell openly braying on national television about the violent and dangerous oppression of the religious right, even going so far as to say that it's just as bad as radical Islam, without so much as suffering a paper cut in return -- an irony which is sadly lost on what must be her one remaining brain cell, especially when you consider that Islamic protesters, as I write this, are calling for the Pope to be arrested, assassinated and/or imprisoned for merely criticizing the violence at the core of their religious philosophy.

But the Pope is correct (though I never thought I'd see myself write such a thing), for it is Islam, more so than any economic privation or meddling foreign policy, that makes the Middle East what it is today -- a region which equates the mere existence of a free, prosperous and especially Christian West as an intrinsic attack.

We, all of us, need to get serious about the utter contempt with which Islam views our Western freedoms -- the freedom to choose our own course in life; the freedom to bow down to any god we wish (or no god at all); the freedom to select our own partners and our own politics; the freedom to criticize whatever and whomever we feel deserves criticism; the freedom from imposed gender roles; and, lastly, the freedom to be an individual, to adopt our own styles, attitudes and modes of expression. All of these freedoms, which we take for granted in the United States as being self-evident, are an affront to Islam as it is practiced in the Middle East today, and yet it is this same Islam that our political and social liberals, who fancy themselves the champions of all the freedoms I listed above, casually dismiss as unworthy of repudiation, focusing instead on Christianity as the grave threat to us all.

I live my life in utter safety as an openly gay man among an American population largely consisting of these so-called dangerous, right-wing radical Christians, so I'm quite sure the people who have been, and are continuing to be, imprisoned, stoned, hung and beheaded in Islamic societies for the crime of being a homosexual would envy the oppression Rosie O'Donnell insists I live under.

When you face the fact that Middle Eastern Islam, the Islam which continues to make noises about dominating the Western world, is a religion that condemns all non-believers to servitude and/or death; kills its homosexuals; beheads its critics; shoots nuns; dives airplanes into skyscrapers; sets off bombs in subways, train stations, nightclubs and churches; blatantly oppresses women and looks the other way when a father murders his daughter for refusing to marry the man he's selected for her -- then Head-in-the-Sand Liberals doesn't even begin to describe a political party that includes the likes of Rosie O'Donnell, Jimmy Carter, Michael Moore and Jack Murtha, and I desperately wish they'd get their politics out of my civilization.

ADDENDUM:
Email of the day: "My nightmare is that we finally convince the left that radical Islam is a threat about 30 minutes before we and the left all get murdered."

UPDATE:
Related articles:
1. The West Should Be Free To Criticize Islam

2. When Atheists and Secularists Quote Scripture

3. Dean Esmay's Unbelievably Pretentious And Tedious Nonsense

September 17, 2006

CBS Stumbles Again

Though I'm no fan (to put it mildly) of Bill Maher's HBO self-love fest disguised as a talk show, there are times when he gets it right.

His previous half-hour show, the celebrity-populated and superficially provocative Politically Incorrect, was most often entertaining and sometimes even accidentally illuminating before Maher was tarred, feathered and dumped by ABC for making, well, a politically incorrect statement. Unfortunately, this began his slow descent into BDS, as if somehow the Bush Administration were to blame for the unpleasant taste of shoe leather in Maher's own big mouth, a delusion he appears to share with Howard Stern.

But I digress.

Maher got it very right during the Israel/Lebanon war when he refused to knuckle under to the Blame Israel faction of the Neo-Dems: "It strikes me that the world IS Mel Gibson. Most of the time, the anti-semitism is under control, but that demon lives inside and when the moon is full, or there's been enough alcohol consumed, or Israel is forced to kill people in its own defense, then it comes out."

He caught a bit of flack from the Hezbollah apologists for that one.

And now it seems, again, that he may have gotten it right by walking away from a CBS offer to appear on a "Free Speech" segment after they allegedly told him that he could talk about anything he wanted, except for what he wanted to talk about: i.e. religion.

Maher is outspoken about the dangers of clinging too tightly to the unknown (which, to me, is yet something else he's gotten right): "I think that religion stops people from thinking. I think it justifies crazies. I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder," he says.

And he has a point.

CBS denies Maher's version of events, of course, but their relationship to the facts has been called into question before, and the network didn't emerge looking too good then, either.

September 8, 2006

Leaving Normal

Last night I watched a special on Primetime ("Deep Brain Stimulation: One Switch Turns Depression Into Joy") about a new Psycho-Surgical procedure, where two women who were suffering from debilitating psychological syndromes (suicidal depression and severe obsessive/compulsive thinking, respectively) voluntarily underwent an experimental procedure where electrodes were implanted into their brains which send targeted electrical charges in order to precipitate a specific emotional response -- namely, happiness.

The man interviewing one of the women talked to her as if somehow she was no longer feeling "normal" -- that there was some insidious danger that lurked behind her newfound surgical happiness and wasn't she worried about it? Wasn't it a (drum-roll please) "slippery slope" . . . ?

Look. No one has any idea what "normal" means, but I can sure as hell tell you that if "normal" means we're all going to have to run around apologizing for the feelings of well-being and emotional satisfaction that modern technology is capable of instilling in our lives, then f**k some nebbish TV journalist's idea of "normal". This woman was happy. HAPPY. She was smiling, her eyes were alive and her expression was radiant. Her husband actually started to cry during his interview when he talked about the difference between his wife's pre-operative (suicidally depressed) and post operative (charming, vibrant and alive) behavior, stating that "I feel like I have my wife back", while the other obsessive/compulsive woman was able to rejoin her family and the world around her, re-involve herself in her own life, the lives of her children and the larger world around her.

Yet the interviewer, with his "Aren't you afraid that you're not normal?" line of questioning, managed to twist these amazing breakthroughs into something slightly sinister and distasteful.

But why should it not be considered normal, or even preferable, for individuals to choose happiness and satisfaction over some vague, intellectualized theory of the value of human suffering? I mean, Virginia Woolf was a terrific writer, but I certainly wouldn't have wanted to live her life, and frankly, evidence seems to suggest that she wasn't all that into it, either. Ditto for Van Gogh.

It seems that we as a culture are far too willing to sacrifice the happiness, and sometimes even the lives, of our gifted citizens in order to coo approvingly over the lovely little painting/novel he/she created just before sticking his/her head in the gas oven.

In my opinion, human beings have put up with "normal" for too long -- the normalcy of death and disease, of loss, murder, hunger, war, pain, fear, rage and frustration. And we've put up with it and embraced it, wrote poems about it, painted pictures about it, filmed movies and wrote symphonies in celebration of our exquisite misery precisely because we had no other choice, not because misery and pain are the very essence of the human soul.

What I saw tonight, what science is on the forefront of discovering -- that happiness might possibly be capable of being triggered, voluntarily, at the touch of a button . . . all I can say is, "thank frickin' god, what took you so long?!"

Have you ever felt happy? Do you think your brain has shut down, and that you're incapable of rational thinking or creative output, just because you're happy? No, me neither. In fact, during the happiest points in my life, I function at my best, and make sharper, wiser choices for myself and for my future, while also finding myself far more productive in creative and intellectual endeavors.

So if the argument is that happy people are stupid people, and will accept anything you tell them just as long as you keep hitting their "happy button" (meanwhile, implying that only the miserable, frustrated and/or dissatisfied people are the ones who see things clearly) -- then that, my friends, is the true slippery slope, and it leads on down to idiocy (if not madness).

September 6, 2006

Truer Words

Now that we're all starting to see the collapse of the house of cards that was the Plame investigation, I think these quotes about journalists and newspapers are due for a revisit:

"The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers." --Thomas Jefferson (1743 - 1826)

"People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news." --A. J. Liebling (1904 - 1963)

"Once a newspaper touches a story, the facts are lost forever, even to the protagonists." --Norman Mailer (1923 - )

"Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits." -- Stephen Leacock (1869 - 1944)

"USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population." -- David Letterman (1947 - )

"Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock." -- Ben Hecht (1893 - 1964)

September 1, 2006

Whatever It Takes

I was just having a conversation with the BF the other day about how the infighting and finger-pointing among our current crop of political figures will unfailingly result in a backlash from a public impatient with the political culture's seeming inability to address a real and growing problem. Dinocrat does a good job of summing up this trend in the post: We hear growing impatience to end the war, by doing whatever it takes to win.

"Americans are by nature not imperialists. Americans do not want to rule foreign countries. But neither do they want to feel threatened by them . . . the rhetoric of democracy from President Bush was okay, but it has worn out its welcome, just as the embarrassing, strangely apologetic sucking-up about peaceful religion has. America does not need five years to wipe out this unworthy enemy. America does not have to put up with Islamofascists who intimidate our government from even calling them the Islamofascists that they are. We hear again and again from Americans who are sick of politicians who lie, kowtow and demonstrate weakness . . . the United States of America should have made it plenty clear over the last five years that the last people on earth that Muslim terrorists or Islamofascist ideologues want to screw around with is us -- (w)ars are meant to be won, not endured."

For a primer on How to Be a Politician and Piss Off Your Entire Constituency, read the whole thing.