The Maui Aftermath
Why, when it takes three months to lose five pounds, does it take only one week of parking my ass on a chaise lounge in Kapalua to fit them all snugly back into place? Damn bathroom scale -- liar! LIAR!
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Why, when it takes three months to lose five pounds, does it take only one week of parking my ass on a chaise lounge in Kapalua to fit them all snugly back into place? Damn bathroom scale -- liar! LIAR!
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I feel your pain there, homocon. I myself am on a diet and exercise program, and have lost 14 lbs, but it seems to take a minimum of 5 times as long to take the pounds off as it took to pack them in. Don't let it get you down, and glad to see you made it back in one piece.
Posted by: Phillip | December 15, 2005 1:21 PM
If you'd get yourself up to 300 pounds, five pounds would come off in no time.
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Homocon sez:
Wow, there really is a silver lining to nearly everything.
Posted by: Alice H | December 16, 2005 11:40 AM
umm... where can I find a very large version of your center photo please??
Ouch.
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Homocon sez:
You mean "ouch" as in, "dang, those angles are so sharp I almost cut myself" . . . ?
Posted by: deb | December 22, 2005 7:59 AM
I mean "ouch" as in, "DAMN!! Why don't you come over here NOW so I can spend an obscene amount of time trying to cut myself on those sharp angles"...
:o)
Posted by: deb | December 23, 2005 2:58 PM