Acting Out
1. I have to admit that I don't understand people who obsessively spend inordinate amounts of time, money and effort savaging celebrities in national advertising campaigns, throwing buckets of red paint on police officers and fashion models, vandalizing shops & businesses and wandering about publicly naked in protest of cramped chicken farm conditions or the supposed evils of killing a cow.
Did Mommy and Daddy pay no attention to them at all?
2. “I have no idea if he’s gay or not,” said gay Republican activist Carl Schmid, when asked his thoughts about rumors regarding current Republican National Committee Chair Ken Mehlman. Schmid supported President Bush in the 2000 and 2004 presidential election campaigns, and continues to be a supporter of the present administration. “We should not be going on a fishing expedition over whether someone is gay. If he’s gay, that’s wonderful,” Schmid said. “If he’s not gay, that’s wonderful, too.”
3. Bitch Fight!
4. Somebody left the barn door open.