Don't Shoot Me
Oh, thank God! This whole plastic-silverware thing was driving me batty!
And I predict that this will totally suck (quite literally). I mean, really -- an Elton John musical about vampires? The whole concept is so gay as to miss the mainstream market-dollar completely!
Speaking of plastic and disposable, whatever happened to Olivia Newton John? Huh? WTF HAPPENED?!
I remember it was such a big deal that they (Who's "they"? Don't pretend you don't know -- I'm talking about the Evil Corporate Empire! Oh, THEM again . . . *sigh*) transformed this wholesome, easy-listening Aussie into a bona-fide sleaze-tart. Now that it's done on such a regular basis, no one thinks the slightest thing about it.
The likes of Britney owe a far greater debt to pop-princess-turned-big-business-whore Olivia than they ever will to lifelong STD-magnet Madonna. IMHO.
But they all end up in the same place . . .