Tattoo You
Homocon wishes to inform those who believe, in their youthful enthusiasms, they'll love their tattoos forever, that "forever" is a relative term, and when "forever" turns into "I want this dratted thing off my body . . . NOW!", said tattoo removal is a painful, time-consuming and expensive process.
Your humble blogger spent an hour today in the dermatologist's office, engaged in only the second of what may possibly be a 5 to 10 session process of laser tattoo removal. First, he was stuck repeatedly with cruel needles to deliver the local anesthetic, and then attacked with pulsing lasers as the dermatologist cracked jokes and her assistant kept leaving the room for coughing fits. When they were through assaulting yours truly, the Dr. bid me a cheery farewell, the assistant slapped a cold, slimy dressing on the burning patch of skin and presented the bill. Yikes!
Homocon is now back in his office, at his desk, typing about himself in the third person because he can't think properly for the relentless, stinging ache across his lower back.
You will not love your tattoos forever. Trust me. You won't. If you feel like you have to be all bohemian and sh*t, you know, like a real fringe player in the world of alternative lifestyles, just keep in mind that as you grow older, your politics, philosophies and attitudes will all change (hopefully, for the better).
I'm just sayin' . . .
This has been a public service announcement from Homocon.com.
UPDATE:
And here I got all excited . . .
UPDATE:
He-Larious!