Swanky Panky
Academy Award Winning Actress Hillary Swank found herself under a different kind of spotlight when she was busted at the Auckland International Airport for undeclared produce in her luggage. Swank has reportedly instructed her lawyers to contest the $150 dollar fine for neglecting to declare the apple and orange she had secreted away in her bags.
I've always disliked Ms. Swank after she once rudely shoved her way past me as I was stepping out through the doorway of the Magnolia Bakery in NYC's West Village. "B**ch," I thought to myself as the friend I was with said, "Oh my god, did you see who that was?" What? Who? You mean that incredibly rude bulimic elbowing her way towards the cupcakes she'll only vomit down the toilet later . . . ?
NEXT!:
"What, is it a crime to own a porno, now?"